Qualified

"I've been to penis training and I want to use it!"

Definitions.

"And we're having phone sex, but in the same room." "So, just sex then?"

Camping

"And who wants to sleep in a tent with a chicken outside!?"

Confident Hands

"Does it look romantic or slutty?"

High standard

'I wouldn't have sex in a bin! '

Dramatic exits

'I just walked into the toilet for effect there.'

Low standards

'If you put yourself in a bin, I'd sleep with you.'

Descriptions

*attempting to describe someone in their year*

'Yeah, she has brown hair.'

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Childhood stories

'but without the peedos, we didn't get the booze! '

Priorities

'if I had a baby, I'd have to quit rowing'

Living in your own world

*resident of Gisbourne Court, I staircase*

"Where is L staircase?"

[L staircase is in Gisbourne Court.]