Monday, 25 February 2013

"I'll be sad when we don't have a room with period features any more."

"Do you know what else doesn't have period features?"

"A man?"

Saturday, 9 February 2013

Cross Keys

*lying provocatively on the floor*

"I have never been so eligible as I am now."

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Little known facts

"Nah, the nuns at my school were really harsh."